Adopt Patti Mayonnaise

If you’re looking for a bundle of joy wrapped in wrinkles and squish, Patti Mayonnaise is your girl! This short, stocky sweetheart is basically a living, breathing stress ball with four legs and a giant heart. Patti is an all-around people lover—if you’ve got hands for petting or a lap for lounging, she’s already your biggest fan. She’s equally obsessed with doggie playtime and can often be found wrestling with her furry friends or dramatically flopping onto her back mid-zoomie for a good roll in the grass. She’s got a go-with-the-flow attitude when it comes to adventures—whether it’s a walk around the block or a car ride to nowhere, Patti’s just happy to be included. And when the fun winds down, this wrinkle queen is more than content to sprawl out and relax in the nearest cozy spot. Patti Mayonnaise is ready to be your best friend. Come meet her!